A dark knight protects his venna-posh people, sacrificing what he loves. He took an oath of responsibilities on account of our freedom from white vans. Each day lapse and we wonder who this Sri Dankan vigilante is. People call him “Ranja”
IS IT A HE OR A SHE?
This daredevil has been spotted several times fighting the crimes in Colombo. People still do doubt Ranja’s gender. But we all know Ranja is a male , because he is not in a kitchen. He is fighting crime outside the kitchen.
HOW DANGEROUS IS HE?
Scientists, neurologists, LGBT and Sinha-Lel activists gathered and studied this knight of Colombo. They came up with facts why he is dangerous.
- He can kick like Ronaldo but he doesn’t miss
The mighty power of Bata
2. He notice weak spots and slap
Weak spot ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
3. Your mom loves his shaved armpits
Real men shaves
4. Deadly stares
Your soul can’t resist this shit
5.Titties of destruction
http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/7-easiest-painless-ways-of-killing-yourselves-quickest-360388/
6. Stronger than your virginity when naked
Coz Magic
CONCLUSION
He may be dangerous… he may be hot… he may be mom’s fetish… he may be dad’s fetish… but still Colombo needs a dark knight, and Ranja is the chosen one.
Also take a look at this video :
LANKAN STUFF 
We need more of these.
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